Helena Bonham Carter is a goddess. Her hair is the 8th wonder of the world and many have tried to achieve the Bonham-Carter hair but have failed epically. She is the living Jesus Christ on Earth. “Helenaists” are devoted to converting others to Helenaism and spreading “the Lord’s” good word. Helenaists believe that Helena Bonham Carter is the most talented actress out there, and that it is impossible for her to make a bad movie. Members of Helenaism also admire her for her individual style and fashion sense, her elegance, her wit, her beauty, her courage, her clothes and her z-coil shoes.
via Helenaism – Religion-wiki.
I am just doing some homework, and randomly hitting my StumbleUpon button, when this came up over at Wikia’s Religion area. Some one had a lot of time to pull this gag together.
